Vegetarian. Assault. Weapon!
Here we have the V.A.W. pictured with three average-sized tomatoes...
Ok, so the average-sized tomatoes are really just average-sized cherry tomatoes. But that's still one big-ass carrot!
Here is a normal carrot...
And here is a normal carrot pictured beside the V.A.W....
I found it at work the other day. Was going to make some soup with it, but then realized it's potential for fending off intruders, so I brought it home instead.
Damn thing weighs over a pound and a half.
