tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7727915702796307159.post6667882654219712437..comments2024-01-24T03:48:11.835-06:00Comments on How's it Taste?: Maybe it's just me, but...How's it Taste?http://www.blogger.com/profile/11521682998441056908noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7727915702796307159.post-242269800815797692011-01-10T11:32:12.607-06:002011-01-10T11:32:12.607-06:00I'm sure I'd probably do something a littl...I'm sure I'd probably do something a little shameless in order to get myself a $600 blender, but I'd be even more likely to do something shameless to get some free booze around here! See, awhile back I had this idea that I wanted to start doing an occasional alcoholic beverage review here on the blog- mostly beer, but some wine and even a little of the heavy stuff too. But since I don't really speak like the critics (<i>'Roasty malt character intermingled with deep vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath, yet no hint of tree bark.'</i>) and didn't want to just write, <i>'Well, it's good,'</i> or <i>'Tastes like porcupine piss, best avoid this one!'</i> I came up with what I thought was a brilliant idea- buy some booze that I wanted to review, and then write the review while under the influence of said booze! I thought it would at least make things a little more interesting. But I soon found out that there's a pretty fine line between being drunk enough to write a review, and being <i>too</i> drunk to write the review. Which wouldn't really be a problem, except that right now I really can't afford to keep trying to walk that line. So unless some alcohol sales rep just <i>happens</i> to be reading this and wants to send me some free beer or something, that whole idea is going to be on the back burner for awhile. I'm not giving up on it! ...But it's probably not going to happen for awhile.How's it Taste?https://www.blogger.com/profile/11521682998441056908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7727915702796307159.post-82803307084480794772011-01-09T14:46:38.782-06:002011-01-09T14:46:38.782-06:00Ha ha! You know that guy totally jogs around to t...Ha ha! You know that guy totally jogs around to the front of that blender every time he turns the dial! Now my mind is filled with all the shameless things one could do with a Vitamix blender in order to try and get a free Vitamix blender.Rechellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00275733611928121275noreply@blogger.com